Wemb-er-ley

OLAS 453 28 January 2009

We’re on our way to Wembley! Don’t you feel the vibe too? Two solid wins against the lower league sides that are normally our big banana skin and a home draw in the 5th round while some of the premiership teams like Spuds and Portsmouth are slipping out of the competition. Gianfranco knows what the FA Cup means and he’s got the players psyched up for it. All we need is for Liverpool to meet us there at Wembley. We owe them.

Hartlepool lived up to their name and put their heart and soul into the game but I was never in doubt that we would win and it was a great team performance. The patches of possession football where we strung 20 passes together were exquisite and at the heart of this was Scotty Parker who played his best game since we drew at Chelsea. But I was also impressed with di Michele. He also had a cracker against Fulham where he had some big shoes to step into.

With Piltdown Man heading off to Citeh, despite giving it all the “I’ll never ask for a move” bollox, di Michele knew he had to impress and it took him just 6 minutes to get us singing “Who needs Craig Bellamy?” as he quickly and cleverly took advantage of John Paintsil pants defending. Di Michele was lively and intelligent throughout the Fulham game and even more so at Hartlepool. And with Carlton Cole’s confidence high (and his boots – careful Carlton), we’re going well and things are definitely looking up.

Bellamy of course is a talented player, but very injury prone and a total wanker constantly in danger of getting sent off as he mouths off to the refs. the refs are crap – always have been – but here at West Ham we deal with them with a bit of class. Bobby Moore often used to get his way with refs with a few quiet words here and there. We’ll live without Bellamy and his prognathous skull, but I dearly hope that by the time this comes out we’ll have a replacement. The media reckon we’re “this close” to signing the 19yar old Ugandan wonderkid whose been playing at Brescia, or as Nani would like to see them, our feeder club.

If we sign Nsereko then I’ll have every reason to come to West Ham in my Ugandan under-21 football shirt. So what’s a 51 year-old geezer, London born and bred, doing with such a shirt? Well spiritually, Uganda is my adopted second home. I spent five weeks working in a school there in 2001, revisited the school and surrounding area in 2005, know some great people there who I stay in touch with, saw crocodiles chilling out there near Murchison Falls, and love the place. The school was in Masindi region about 130 miles north west of Kampala – Nsereko’s birthplace. I lived there in the local community – no electricity, no running water, no telly, no computers with West Ham blogs – and loved every minute. I hope I’ll spend more time there at some point in the future and I’m continuing to learn Swahili to prepare for that. The words you need to know are “mpira ya miguu” - that’s “football” and “Ninaendelea kuvuma viputo milele” – which means “I’m forever blowing bubbles”. Don’t know how to say “Bellamy you total toerag” but I’ll find out. No, hold on, it’s “Bellamy, wewe ni toerag kabisa kabisa!”

The school I work in over here is an inner city concrete jungle where space is so tight we have our playground on the roof. And because they are Islington kids and don’t know how to play the West Ham way, the balls keep flying off the roof.

In Kizibu School, Masindi we had space, mango trees growing in the playground, chickens and goats running around, and a full size football pitch. The only problem with the pitch is that about 5 in the afternoon a guy would come with his cattle for them to do their grazing. And these cattle were serious cattle with huge horns in semi-circles that almost met. They munched the grass for half an hour then moved on but they left a big bare patch in one half of the footie field. Nor sure the FA would approve, though they would probably be cool about it if it was Man U.

Anyway I’ve seen the youtube video and Nsereko look like a real prospect. Before Brescia he played in Germany. It’s going to confuse the BNP herd in the crowd isn’t it? They’ll like him, well, ‘cos he’s German ain’t he, but he’s black as well. Hopefully he’ll give them something to think about.

So back in October and November when we were dropping points as frequently as tosspot Russell Brand drops his pants, did you think Zola was going to turn it around? Me, I was worried. Big time. But I’m so glad he has. No doubt we’ll have injuries and a dip in form at some point but I feel he has properly developed a system, a way of playing, an approach that the players seem very comfortable and confident with. And I’m sure that Steve Clarke has had a big hand in that too.

The Fulham game was a key one because when you are on a good run you need to beat the teams around you. And we have the same task tonight. Hull also had a sound cup result, though their league form has been very ropey. They know that if they don’t start picking up points soon they can go back down again to their natural home. For all their fantastic form at the beginning of the campaign they are just 6 points above the drop zone. I think they will be a hard to beat, but we’re playing with confidence and determination and I hope we might nick it.

Another player whose return to form has really made me chuffed is our local hero Mark Noble. He’s had an inconsistent season while a lot of eyes have been on the new kid in the block – Jack Collison. But at the moment we’re blessed with both of them playing well. and with Scotty Parker returning to form and Behrami playing like the new Billy Bonds, our midfield is formidable

So just a few days of the transfer window left and we’ve still got Noble, Collison, Upson and Green –I’m starting to feel hopeful we’ll retain them. After tonight we’ve got the Arse and Man U. Wouldn’t it be great to go into those matches on a high. We may not take points from them but if we can face them undefeated since early December then we can give them a run for their money. Meanwhile I don’t want to bring you down, or make you feel blue, but I’m sad to report that Glenn Roeder has been sacked again….Wehey!!!!!!!